I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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