yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
even my farts smell like vagina
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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