just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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