Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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