I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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