it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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