if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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