i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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