i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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