I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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