yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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