her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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