You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My bed smells like the plague
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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