i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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