Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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