dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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