But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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