Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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