He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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