The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
