haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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