Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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