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She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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