Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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