Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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