...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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