Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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