Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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