It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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