I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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