found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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