Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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