Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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