Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
