i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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