theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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