I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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