he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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