Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We had to coat check the pizza.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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