I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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