The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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