Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
