Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
