so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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