my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Randomize
