I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
