Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just gift wrapped bread.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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