this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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