Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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