Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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