windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He better not be in your backpack
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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