I got chris browned last night
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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