He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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