Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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