Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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