scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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