Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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