your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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