i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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